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Saturday Nov 12, 2005

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Last night I met someone I had been corresponding with for the better part of a year. It was very cool.

I heard once someone walked up to GWB and said, "I have a joke that is going to make you look like a real asshole!" Then they paused, and said, "You already heard it!"

On the outside chance anybody reads thissmile A new job is in the works, and I am kind of stoked (and a little weirded out) about it.

There is a big yellow and black butterfly that lays its eggs on trees like oranges and grapefruit. The babies (larvae) look like bird turds, (really) and if you touch them behind their head, fluffy orange antennae spring out, and they emit a stinky smell...and they are called Orange Dogs. I read in a 1950's era nursery management book that if you see those butterflies you should shoot them with a shotgun.

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