one more time - I keep goofing this up...
Last night, early this morning actually some bozo sniped me on ebay for a cd player. Thanks, pal!
From last weekend, I found some fairly recent High Times magazines. Those days are long in the past, but I thought I would see what was up. There was talk of a new way to smoke dope by vaporizing it, and a best weed competition in Amsterdam called the Cannabis Cup. Canada took many honors.
But the funniest part was (I could not make this up) an advertisment for a device/system called the WHIZZINATOR.
Broken down, it is a strap-on with a belt to keep it in place, fake dehydrated urine, a vinyl bag, and heating pads for $150!!!! It comes in colors, black, brown, latino, tan and white. Their literature says:
ANYTIME! ANYWHERE! LET IT FLOW! NEW AND IMPROVED! UNDETECTABLE! (really?) FOOLPROOF! RE-USEABLE!
I cannot help but picture a bunch of stoners in a room, seeing that ad, and saying, "Man (cough) that could work" Next, I picture a smile on the face of the person doing the testing, saying, "Hey buddy, whats with the fake dick?" Update: I called a friend to share this tidbit of info., and he told me that some hollywoodite actor had been caught using this device, the papers even mentioned it by name. So, I guess the Whizzinator is not undetectable after all. And really, isn't it kind of sexist? They do not offer a Whizzinatrix or Whizzinatress for you ladies. That is just not fair!
Last night, early this morning actually some bozo sniped me on ebay for a cd player. Thanks, pal!
From last weekend, I found some fairly recent High Times magazines. Those days are long in the past, but I thought I would see what was up. There was talk of a new way to smoke dope by vaporizing it, and a best weed competition in Amsterdam called the Cannabis Cup. Canada took many honors.
But the funniest part was (I could not make this up) an advertisment for a device/system called the WHIZZINATOR.
Broken down, it is a strap-on with a belt to keep it in place, fake dehydrated urine, a vinyl bag, and heating pads for $150!!!! It comes in colors, black, brown, latino, tan and white. Their literature says:
ANYTIME! ANYWHERE! LET IT FLOW! NEW AND IMPROVED! UNDETECTABLE! (really?) FOOLPROOF! RE-USEABLE!
I cannot help but picture a bunch of stoners in a room, seeing that ad, and saying, "Man (cough) that could work" Next, I picture a smile on the face of the person doing the testing, saying, "Hey buddy, whats with the fake dick?" Update: I called a friend to share this tidbit of info., and he told me that some hollywoodite actor had been caught using this device, the papers even mentioned it by name. So, I guess the Whizzinator is not undetectable after all. And really, isn't it kind of sexist? They do not offer a Whizzinatrix or Whizzinatress for you ladies. That is just not fair!
myra:
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