It's not real love, but it is a real nice facade
A different kind of hot rod
A lick, a flick of the tongue
She screams, cries out for God
Change positions, change lovers
Before anyone else sleeps there
you should probably change those sheets
In fact, you should've taken a shower
before you let him touch you there
Doesn't matter, heads or tails, front or back -
infidelity is a sin
True: but what if it's significant other sanctioned?
Well, I suppose that is another story;
the kind of tale that's got me thinking
That tail has got me winking
My breath stinks of alcohol and smoke
This childish, impromptu love story
is a motherfucking joke
Coaxed out of clothes
Poke, poke
Let that "O-face" show
Any way we know how
everyone is out to make a dollar
Red-light district or blue collar
Anyone can lead
But a true leader knows when to follow
... Cum again?