I liked penguins when I was growing up. A few New Year's Eves ago I went to a party where I met a guy who worked as a handler at the Shedd Aquarium. I asked if a penguin would make a suitable pet. He said they are nasty, irascible creatures who are likely to snap at you for no reason at all. So in other words, like most people's spouses.
I liked penguins when I was growing up. A few New Year's Eves ago I went to a party where I met a guy who worked as a handler at the Shedd Aquarium. I asked if a penguin would make a suitable pet. He said they are nasty, irascible creatures who are likely to snap at you for no reason at all. So in other words, like most people's spouses.