I went to Durty Nellies with Pete tonight to see a band called Modern Day Romeos.. I've seen them before, they put on a great show... Their opening act, however, Nobody (thats the name of the band) was quite brutal to my ears..
About 3/4 of the way through the Romeos set some skanky ho in a flimsy black dress that was cut way too low for her very saggy breasts decided that she was going to try to push me out of my spot dead center right in front of the stage.. I promptly shot her a dirty look and pushed her back away. Then about 10 minutes later she decided to put her empty beer bottle right in front of my face on the stage.. So I turned around and very rudely informed her that not less than 5 feet behind her was a trash can for her beer bottle... I rolled my eyes when she tried to get rude back and turned away again... I go back to enjoying the show and the stupid beeyotch decides to go buy about 10 beers and take them up on stage to play beer fairy.. Long story short she decided to "accidentally" dump half a budwieser longneck on me while handing out the other beers...
What a slut...
I left shortly after seeing as how I detest smelling of american beer...
Peachs
About 3/4 of the way through the Romeos set some skanky ho in a flimsy black dress that was cut way too low for her very saggy breasts decided that she was going to try to push me out of my spot dead center right in front of the stage.. I promptly shot her a dirty look and pushed her back away. Then about 10 minutes later she decided to put her empty beer bottle right in front of my face on the stage.. So I turned around and very rudely informed her that not less than 5 feet behind her was a trash can for her beer bottle... I rolled my eyes when she tried to get rude back and turned away again... I go back to enjoying the show and the stupid beeyotch decides to go buy about 10 beers and take them up on stage to play beer fairy.. Long story short she decided to "accidentally" dump half a budwieser longneck on me while handing out the other beers...
What a slut...
I left shortly after seeing as how I detest smelling of american beer...
Peachs
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but seriously...you should have clocked her one...you could have taken her!