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Hm. Suicidegirls does nothing for birthdays?

Spent all last night in Orlando. This new job is the coolest, sexiest, most interesting job I've ever had. I can travel wherever I want for free. I can go anywhere i want in the country and Caribbean for free and be back home within a day.

Heading to Orlando on Tuesday for the week. Training. Free room. Pool.

Passed the drug test today. Fingerprints. Physical test. On my way to working at Logan. I really can't wait.

Getting there...

Homemade oatmeal cookies with homemade pumpkin butter is ALRIGHT.

Also, I decided I've been single long enough.

I don't want to sleep alone anymore.

A weekend in North Conway = Bavarian truffles, fresh air, mountains, friends, jew jokes, and a happy me.

Close your eyes and count to three
I'll kiss you where I shouldn't be
'cause you look like a playground to me

at first there were white tiles
second i saw blonde hair
third was heckler
fourth was koch

hey pigs are you still alive?

each of them harmless on his own
with a slight tendency toward precision candidates
for an unimportant monotonous life
but joined together

so darling
if you happen to be pregnant
and your koch meets a heckler in the sand-pit
grab kochs hand...
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