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Wednesday Jun 15, 2005

Jun 15, 2005
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i spent the better part of an hour in a truck on a ride to hell yesterday. the guy driving with the strange twitch and the timid air about him had much to say, all of it rather bleak, about his marriage, being married, kids and the long lost greener grass of the single life. i'm getting a little over all this lamenting i usually hear from just about every person my age i know who's married.

anyhow, upon returning to the office said timid guy sent me these two images. despite my contempt of the whole subject and those who think i'm the perfect sounding board for their whining just because i'm single and madly in love, i found these cats pretty damn funny.

he wrote in great big blue 18pt Arial:

BEFORE MARRIAGE:



then in great big red 24pt Arial:

AFTER MARRIAGE:




funny, but sort of loser-ey.






-pb mad
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
reacher:

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.

--Voltaire


Amen.

Jun 15, 2005
zephyra:
freaking awesome.
Jun 16, 2005

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