pb

a. sort of falling out of love with SG.

b. dodgeball the movie. funny fuckin' way to blow nine bucks.

c. i've decided the perfect girl for me would be one who plays video games with me and likes lots of wild trick monkey sex and lives next door.

d. sent a recent pic of me at work in front of AF1 to my mom, because i'm a good son like that. she replied that she's happy her son looks 'well fed.' time to lose some weight when you own mom doesn't freak out because she thinks you're too skinny and starts sending you twinkies and gummy bears in the mail.

e. i just realized this countdown thing is supposed to go the other way, but i've never been good with numbers. deal.

f. you

g. i'm reading a book about this average guy dropping his shit for a few months and hiking the 2100 mile appalachian trail...from Georgia all the way to Maine. i want to do this. i just need some new knees and i'll be all set.

h. i know i know, you're bored. i'll stop.




-pb


music: portishead
book: a walk in the woods, bill bryson