MANTIS
during mating, the female praying mantis will begin to devour the male. at times, the male will continue his efforts even after his head and upper torso are gone.
MANTRA
despite your efforts to the contrary, ms. mantis, i will not become food for your mewling, nascent designs as price paid for holy copulation. i've learned your game. your only power and claim over...
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during mating, the female praying mantis will begin to devour the male. at times, the male will continue his efforts even after his head and upper torso are gone.
MANTRA
despite your efforts to the contrary, ms. mantis, i will not become food for your mewling, nascent designs as price paid for holy copulation. i've learned your game. your only power and claim over...
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unchecked, this war will make corpses of us all.
iraq? yes. but that's not the whole war and really not the one i mean. i'm alluding (albeit extremely obliquely) to the war in america. sides are being chosen. the rhetoric is as vitrolic, hate-filled and irrational as that before the civil war. when sides are chosen and lines are drawn, wars happen. which line are...
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iraq? yes. but that's not the whole war and really not the one i mean. i'm alluding (albeit extremely obliquely) to the war in america. sides are being chosen. the rhetoric is as vitrolic, hate-filled and irrational as that before the civil war. when sides are chosen and lines are drawn, wars happen. which line are...
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cheech:
It's a weird war
smuffy:
yet!
this is certainly an eye-lasering neo-disco Goldfrapp song that has me fap fap fapping.
mmm yummy, i'll be her strict machine. i'm good with razors, tying knots and firm discipline.
mmm yummy, i'll be her strict machine. i'm good with razors, tying knots and firm discipline.
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smuffy:
I'm not sending it back, no way!
zephyra:
I meant winter pb. I like the winter pb.
obie kabie, on to more funn things that aren't ill-mended hearts and heads deserving some shock therapy.
my new job requires lots of attendance to lots of meetings for lots of the time. these meetings are filled with lots of idiots droning about lots of boring stuff and filled with lots of intensely ugly people who are good for murder/indian burn fantasies rather than the...
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my new job requires lots of attendance to lots of meetings for lots of the time. these meetings are filled with lots of idiots droning about lots of boring stuff and filled with lots of intensely ugly people who are good for murder/indian burn fantasies rather than the...
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smuffy:
I'm selfish so I'd end up giving nothing to charity and try to live off the 10 mill and never work again!
threestares:
1. indulge myself completely until the boredom becomes too much.
2. create a school that is heavy in the arts and humanities, and see how the gardens grow when well watered and lit.
3. donate money to operation eyesight, where a mere $30.00 canadian changes lives, literally.
4. build a log home on the familial plot on kootenay lake, my favorite place on earth.
5. take my friend, pb, on a drinking tour of europe visiting the guinness factory in dublin, the heineken factory in amsterdam et al.
6. marvel at the sights and sounds of carnival in rio, while visiting my favorite sibling
7. give away $100,000 in $1,000 installments to the first 100 people i meet one christmas eve
2. create a school that is heavy in the arts and humanities, and see how the gardens grow when well watered and lit.
3. donate money to operation eyesight, where a mere $30.00 canadian changes lives, literally.
4. build a log home on the familial plot on kootenay lake, my favorite place on earth.
5. take my friend, pb, on a drinking tour of europe visiting the guinness factory in dublin, the heineken factory in amsterdam et al.
6. marvel at the sights and sounds of carnival in rio, while visiting my favorite sibling
7. give away $100,000 in $1,000 installments to the first 100 people i meet one christmas eve
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missdisfigured:
sorry!
that was bangs!
that was bangs!
missdisfigured:
i know... LOL
if your relationship is dead, and you want to go out with a little style, a little flair, just a little more pizazz than the ever so cliche "it's not you it's me..."
consider this:
consider this:
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scarydoll:
You know, I've never actually seen that movie, but I always meant to. I should head to netflix now.
er:
your loss.
x2.
think fast thoughts toward college park while you're sleeping in tomorrow morning. the hard race should happen before 10.
doing a concert of xmas music on the 15th that you might like?
x2.
think fast thoughts toward college park while you're sleeping in tomorrow morning. the hard race should happen before 10.
doing a concert of xmas music on the 15th that you might like?
i love cats more than most people, but i just had to use that fucking avatar. i'm still weeping a bit with laughter here at 0519 in the morning on a wednesday after rubbing my eyes and drinking coffee enough to actually see.
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scarydoll:
Really?!?! Whatever do you mean? 
er:
i don't know if smuffy will see this or not but she and i are in the same loser boat. i don't know her, but i just read all those comments she left you.
on a more loveful note, THAT was a great thing to leave in my journal. thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank you.
can you have dinner sat night? near you?
on a more loveful note, THAT was a great thing to leave in my journal. thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank you.
can you have dinner sat night? near you?
hmm. Bond left behind his approach to women as "disposable pleasures" and was betrayed and heartbroken in the end. i wonder if there's a lesson there i should pay attention to. 
to date, this always being the nice guy sure hasn't worked out too well for me.
to date, this always being the nice guy sure hasn't worked out too well for me.
smuffy:
I'm thinking this whole bad boy/nice boy thing applies to girls too.
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smuffy:
ahhh I remember learning this in college, during my stint as a social work student.
tom waits drops a new 3 cd, 56 song album on us in a week or so. it's called "orphans." my my, what a perfect holiday this will be.
here's a lil something to whet your appetites for the time being. it's hard to think of anyone or anything more mother facking cool than Mr Waits.
here's a lil something to whet your appetites for the time being. it's hard to think of anyone or anything more mother facking cool than Mr Waits.
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smuffy:
oh god I hope that's not what being married is like.
notthellama:
never got into him. all i have is rain dogs and it didn't tickle the ole pickle. other cd as a suggestion?
pb only posts awesome youtubes. this is one of them.
(smuffy should like this one mucho)
(smuffy should like this one mucho)
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cheech:
I would prefer a lazy video game. They have Burgertime at the Clinton Street Theater.
zephyra:
You referred to yourself in third person = not right in the head.
My blog was a quote from a lesbian movie called Mango Kiss. It's a bit strange.
Yes, please watch the movie Grandma's Boy. It will make you very happy, and then you can say you owe it all to me.
My blog was a quote from a lesbian movie called Mango Kiss. It's a bit strange.
Yes, please watch the movie Grandma's Boy. It will make you very happy, and then you can say you owe it all to me.
when the road you're on presents a choice, a decision, an either-way, a black or white, a do-or-die, a conundrum, a paradox, a bitch of a problem--just ask yourself this question and all will be well:
what would Tyler Durden do?
what would Tyler Durden do?
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smuffy:
wait what's AF!?
(am I being stupid/uncool again?)
(am I being stupid/uncool again?)
smuffy:
oh riiiight.
how could I not know that?
do you fly planes?
how could I not know that?
do you fly planes?
-pb
have you always done this?
How's tricks?