So I don't know most of the regulars at the coffee shop by name, only by drink. Let's see there's:
Grande skinny Chai woman,
Primo Mochaccino Breve guy,
Triple shot espresso man,
Tall americano with soy milk girl,
Grande skinny vanilla latte couple,
the Tall soy-chai life partners,
Primo Frappa-Cappuccino with extra espresso shot girl,
and her roomate Grande vanilla latte with whip cream and caramel drizzle girl,
Extra thick mocha shake geezer,
Primo iced red-eye dude,
Grande mocha shake hottie,
the tall hot cocoa family,
grande double shot dry half-caff 2% milk cappuccino with a squirt of chocolate asshole,
and my personal favorite,
the Primo half decaf exactly 170* skinny mochaccino with half the chocolate and whip womyn.
Whenever i see these people outside the store I have to refer to them by drink.
"Howdy skinny cafe mocha guy! Nice to see you outside work."
In turth, however I'm more partial to:
Primo black coffee guy,
Grande house coffee girl,
tall fair trade/organic coffee woman,
Grande iced coffee cutie,
hot tea student,
and the guy who tips $1 on his $2 cup of coffee.
However, I must keep a watchful eye on large ice water cheapskate, he is trouble.
One notible thing about working in a coffee shop is; if I get the nerve to ask my Primo coffee crush out, what are we going to do? Go out for coffee?
Grande skinny Chai woman,
Primo Mochaccino Breve guy,
Triple shot espresso man,
Tall americano with soy milk girl,
Grande skinny vanilla latte couple,
the Tall soy-chai life partners,
Primo Frappa-Cappuccino with extra espresso shot girl,
and her roomate Grande vanilla latte with whip cream and caramel drizzle girl,
Extra thick mocha shake geezer,
Primo iced red-eye dude,
Grande mocha shake hottie,
the tall hot cocoa family,
grande double shot dry half-caff 2% milk cappuccino with a squirt of chocolate asshole,
and my personal favorite,
the Primo half decaf exactly 170* skinny mochaccino with half the chocolate and whip womyn.
Whenever i see these people outside the store I have to refer to them by drink.
"Howdy skinny cafe mocha guy! Nice to see you outside work."
In turth, however I'm more partial to:
Primo black coffee guy,
Grande house coffee girl,
tall fair trade/organic coffee woman,
Grande iced coffee cutie,
hot tea student,
and the guy who tips $1 on his $2 cup of coffee.
However, I must keep a watchful eye on large ice water cheapskate, he is trouble.
One notible thing about working in a coffee shop is; if I get the nerve to ask my Primo coffee crush out, what are we going to do? Go out for coffee?
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I was kidding about the strip club. But, hey, if you want to skip to the hot tub, I guess there's no harm in asking... unless of course your coffee shop has profit sharing.