pavlovsdog

Well Sweeney Todd opened on Friday, and it turned out to be a decent show, so to speak. It's not anywhere near professional, and there are still some things I would like to see done differently, but overall it a tight show with really good music and singers. It's fun to be be creepy, and freak out the audience. Hopefully I'll have some pics to post soon.
For now just be careful what you eat, you never know who's in it.

It's priest.
Have a little priest.
Is it very good?
Sir, it's too good, at least.
Then again they don't commit sins of the flesh,
So it's pretty fresh.
Awful lot of fat.
Only where it sat.
Haven't you got poet or something like that?
No, you see the trouble with poet is,
How do you know it's deceased?
Try the priest.
Heavenly!

Lawyer's rather nice.
If it's for a price.
Order something else though to follow,
Since none should swallow it twice.
Anything that's lean
No but, if you're British and loyal,
You might enjoy Royal Marine...
Anyway, it's clean...
Though, of course, it tastes of wherever it's been...
Is that Squire on the fire?
Mercy no, sir, look closer,
You'll notice it's grocer.
Looks thicker more like Vicker.
No it has to be Grocer, it's green.

It's Fop
Finest in the shop,
Or we have some shepherds pie peppered
With actual shepherd
On top,
And Ive just begun,
Heres the politician so oily
Its served with a doily
Not one?
Put it on a bun,
Well you never know if its going to run.
Try the friar,
Fried its drier.
No the clergy is really
Too coarse and too mealy,
The actor
Thats compacter.
Yes, and always arrives overdone.
Ill come again when you
Have judge on the menu.
lyrics by Stephen Sondheim

Can you still be vegan and eat people?