I have foreseen how humans will become extinct. It's not from a mutant virus, or a wayward meteor, or thermonuclear annihilation. No, I think that sometime in the future the human race will become allergic to everything it eats, and thus starve to death. The rate of food allergies seems to be rising at an alarming rate! Twenty years ago who ever heard of an allergy to gluten or lactose, and today it seems almost everyone is allergic to something. I have heard people in the coffee shop say they were allergic to coffee. Allergies today are so bad that they actually have to put warnings on labels of food. I saw a carton of soy milk that said: Warning this product contains soy . I feel sorry for all those people who lives might have been saved if only their they were warned that their jar of peanuts contained peanuts.
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