My computer just crapped on me. Somehow it lost my profile so when I restart the computer I have to log on as a guest. Any of you computer wizards have any ideas as to what the problem is?
Anyway I just got back from the baby shower. Actually it was more like a baby themed dinner party, which if you think about it could possibly be a even scarier scenario. There was these ice cubes with little plastic babies frozen inside, and the first person whose baby popped out of the ice, or who's "water broke", won a prize. I had to deliver my baby by c-section. I didn't win a prize. It really wasn't bad though. There was some good lasagna, and a vegan chocolate cheesecake which was actually dense, smooth, and not grainy. Also it was co-ed so I was not the only guy there. We huddled in the corner and talked about manly things like rebuilding engines whenever an issue like doulas, underwater birthing, breastfeeding, or potty-training from birth came up. No not really. I actually listened to a woman who trained as a midwife in New Zealand, and learned quite a bit. Her husband is Samoan, her first baby was 10 pounds, and her second was 9 pounds.
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My friend whose baby shower it was lives in Colorado, so I probably won't see her again until after she has the baby. She's due sometime in April. Oh for her baby shower gift I got her this doughnut looking thing called a boppy. It was on her registry.
Holiday thoughts:
Are luxury cars, diamonds, and vacations to Jamaica really suitable Christmas gifts?
In the southern hemisphere does Santa ride a jet-ski instead of a sleigh?
Also why are songs like Jingle Bells, Frosty the Snowman, Winter Wonderland and Let it Snow played all winter instead of just at Christmas time?
Well I guess tomorrow is the winter solstice, so everything should be uphill from there. Right?
Anyway I just got back from the baby shower. Actually it was more like a baby themed dinner party, which if you think about it could possibly be a even scarier scenario. There was these ice cubes with little plastic babies frozen inside, and the first person whose baby popped out of the ice, or who's "water broke", won a prize. I had to deliver my baby by c-section. I didn't win a prize. It really wasn't bad though. There was some good lasagna, and a vegan chocolate cheesecake which was actually dense, smooth, and not grainy. Also it was co-ed so I was not the only guy there. We huddled in the corner and talked about manly things like rebuilding engines whenever an issue like doulas, underwater birthing, breastfeeding, or potty-training from birth came up. No not really. I actually listened to a woman who trained as a midwife in New Zealand, and learned quite a bit. Her husband is Samoan, her first baby was 10 pounds, and her second was 9 pounds.
!
My friend whose baby shower it was lives in Colorado, so I probably won't see her again until after she has the baby. She's due sometime in April. Oh for her baby shower gift I got her this doughnut looking thing called a boppy. It was on her registry.
Holiday thoughts:
Are luxury cars, diamonds, and vacations to Jamaica really suitable Christmas gifts?
In the southern hemisphere does Santa ride a jet-ski instead of a sleigh?
Also why are songs like Jingle Bells, Frosty the Snowman, Winter Wonderland and Let it Snow played all winter instead of just at Christmas time?
Well I guess tomorrow is the winter solstice, so everything should be uphill from there. Right?
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(I wish I didn't know what my journal is talking about either...)
Ignorance is bliss my friend. Why do you think the stupid people walk around smiling all the time???
hope you have the merriest of Christmases man.