Being a soldier is sexy. But is it homoerotic?
It's easy to overlook the fact that without auto-eroticism, there's no way in hell our brave doughboys could psych themselves into a hellhole like Fallujah for no apparent reason. Our army is an extension of highly repressed neo-Greek culture. The frat-like atmosphere, the toga chariot races, the warped Spartan mentor-love-games back in the barracks. These are all crucial ingredients.
Soldiers who love their families will not fight as hard or take risks. Soldiers who are their own family fight side by side with courage and brotherly affection. The cocked rifle is an extention of the penis, but the penis is no longer strictly sexual. It is merely the implement for the world's largest group hate-fuck. If this 200,000 man game of soggy cookie is going to remain stable, you can't just hold your own cock, you have to hold the guy's next to you. Jerk and pray to Christ you nut before the terrorists do.
Operation Desert Tumescence is the completion of a foreign policy blueballing leftover from Gulf War I. Dick Cheney and George Bush's trickle down sexuality dribbles to the the upper ranks and down to where it becomes the good soldier's personal crusade. Colin Powell has been discarded like so much house-boy ass, but we are not fooled, and the latent pre-modern homosexuality of this entire venture remains obvious to those whose brain is connected to their balls without first going through their fist/gun/executive order.
I have to stop writing now because I just dribbled in my pants a little.
It's easy to overlook the fact that without auto-eroticism, there's no way in hell our brave doughboys could psych themselves into a hellhole like Fallujah for no apparent reason. Our army is an extension of highly repressed neo-Greek culture. The frat-like atmosphere, the toga chariot races, the warped Spartan mentor-love-games back in the barracks. These are all crucial ingredients.
Soldiers who love their families will not fight as hard or take risks. Soldiers who are their own family fight side by side with courage and brotherly affection. The cocked rifle is an extention of the penis, but the penis is no longer strictly sexual. It is merely the implement for the world's largest group hate-fuck. If this 200,000 man game of soggy cookie is going to remain stable, you can't just hold your own cock, you have to hold the guy's next to you. Jerk and pray to Christ you nut before the terrorists do.
Operation Desert Tumescence is the completion of a foreign policy blueballing leftover from Gulf War I. Dick Cheney and George Bush's trickle down sexuality dribbles to the the upper ranks and down to where it becomes the good soldier's personal crusade. Colin Powell has been discarded like so much house-boy ass, but we are not fooled, and the latent pre-modern homosexuality of this entire venture remains obvious to those whose brain is connected to their balls without first going through their fist/gun/executive order.
I have to stop writing now because I just dribbled in my pants a little.
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