paulsandman

Lets see a list this week of cool things and bizarre things Oh and just plain fucked up stuff.

Cool things I picked Santeria to play in the bar on Friday and everyone started singing along with it.
My new black book made from black velvet and with a black and white skull on the fornt and no Joie you can't steal it

Bizarre: While in a steamy a phone convo with a female friend away on bussiness we are just getting to the good stuff when I get disconnected!! Cockblocked by the phone company how fucked it that? Probably one of those operators was listening on us and while jerking off disconnected us gahh. Also me and another female friend continuiously missing each other in a crowded bar

Fucked up: The bank being wayyy behind and the possiblity that mastercard has been double charging me for items Oh yes and Charter One can barely find there ass with both hands. Another thing that would be helpful having someone on the bank help line That Doesn't Spreak Broken English!! That would really be of help when you can understand what the fuck they are saying.

Oh yes and one more cool thing a swingers party perhaps this weekend At the very least though I shall be locked away in a motel making love till all my worries go away.