Alright just a note here i'm not making fun of anybody nor would I in this case, but this story sounds like something out of the Darwin awards. I swear this is a true story I heard it on the news today. A Cornell student walking home at night to his frat house and deceided to jump the rail of a bridge to find a quicker path back to the Frat house. Unfortunately the jump over the rail lead to a 50ft drop down a gorge. Thats all I have to say on that.
On a lighter note I enjoyed watching the cheesey 80's martial art flick Rooftops with Rae last night. Rae is one hell of a gal with a quick wit perfect for MST3King movies like that. If your not familar with rooftops heres the plot such as it is. Orphans living on the rooftops in a Manhatten ghetto enguage in something called Combat dance. Okay now a quick note on combat dance its some rave where two people do Tae Bo(without touching them) to make one fall off the platform. Okay got that good becauses its the only time its shown in the movie. Anyways the top combat dancer run afoul of a Crack dealer who set up shop in old building upon which his rooftop home is, by falling in love with his sister. Now our hero called T finds his Tae Bo just doesn't ge the job done fighting of crack dealers so like the true hero he is he drunkenly bullies his way into a Caeporia class and "learns" Caeporia the Brazlian dance fighting style. I say "learns" because he's shown fumbling around in the class in a drunken state and barely uses any of what he's taught anyhow. Rae and I even devised a drinking game to rooftops take a drink whenever one of the characters uses the word Scumbag, Cockroach, motherfuckers and the character often uses the words three times in one sentence. Did I mention that the movie Rooftops in cast with mainly blacks and hispanics so naturally the hero T is as white as they come make of this what you will. *l* On his supporting cast theres one other white character a token white punk boy, but he does nothing and maybe says 3 words. In fact T's friends all do little even his love interest, not that the bad guys do much either except really bad Scarface impersonations and call everyone a cockroach alot *takes a drink*. The only one of T's allies of note is his sidekick Squeak a male character but played by a girl. The only reason Squeak is of note is for all the wrong reasons, Squeak is annoying on a Ja Ja Binks x10 level and has an annoying tendacy to repeatedly call people scumbags multiple times in one sentence with motherfucker thrown in. Thankfully the character is tossed out the window by the badguys but not soon enough. Rooftops is extremely bad looks like its filmed through a camorder horrible acting which doesn't matter because most of the dialog is mumbled and one scene changes from day to night right back to day again. Rooftops is extremely bad its funny good though for a MST3K good time thanks to Rae for suffering through it with me
On a lighter note I enjoyed watching the cheesey 80's martial art flick Rooftops with Rae last night. Rae is one hell of a gal with a quick wit perfect for MST3King movies like that. If your not familar with rooftops heres the plot such as it is. Orphans living on the rooftops in a Manhatten ghetto enguage in something called Combat dance. Okay now a quick note on combat dance its some rave where two people do Tae Bo(without touching them) to make one fall off the platform. Okay got that good becauses its the only time its shown in the movie. Anyways the top combat dancer run afoul of a Crack dealer who set up shop in old building upon which his rooftop home is, by falling in love with his sister. Now our hero called T finds his Tae Bo just doesn't ge the job done fighting of crack dealers so like the true hero he is he drunkenly bullies his way into a Caeporia class and "learns" Caeporia the Brazlian dance fighting style. I say "learns" because he's shown fumbling around in the class in a drunken state and barely uses any of what he's taught anyhow. Rae and I even devised a drinking game to rooftops take a drink whenever one of the characters uses the word Scumbag, Cockroach, motherfuckers and the character often uses the words three times in one sentence. Did I mention that the movie Rooftops in cast with mainly blacks and hispanics so naturally the hero T is as white as they come make of this what you will. *l* On his supporting cast theres one other white character a token white punk boy, but he does nothing and maybe says 3 words. In fact T's friends all do little even his love interest, not that the bad guys do much either except really bad Scarface impersonations and call everyone a cockroach alot *takes a drink*. The only one of T's allies of note is his sidekick Squeak a male character but played by a girl. The only reason Squeak is of note is for all the wrong reasons, Squeak is annoying on a Ja Ja Binks x10 level and has an annoying tendacy to repeatedly call people scumbags multiple times in one sentence with motherfucker thrown in. Thankfully the character is tossed out the window by the badguys but not soon enough. Rooftops is extremely bad looks like its filmed through a camorder horrible acting which doesn't matter because most of the dialog is mumbled and one scene changes from day to night right back to day again. Rooftops is extremely bad its funny good though for a MST3K good time thanks to Rae for suffering through it with me
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