Smash! Smash!! Why is there always that one token asshole at work that you want to kill, maim, destroy but just can't. I mean I'm usually a pretty mellow guy but on Tuesday it was either him or the wooden chair in the employee break room and R.I.P. wooden chair. 
Shame about the chair. Hope you gave it a good burial
Cherry xox
P.S I hope your friend is doing better