paullydoodle

I have decided that being a liberal commie pinko fag takes to much work and only results in misunderstandings. Which is why with the help of the bible channel (the only station I currently recieve) I will start devoting my life to jesus. He seems like such an awsome dude (bro). I mean he quit his job and started hanging out with prostitutes and weirdos. And if jesus ever showed up at one of your parties, you'd have such a rockin' time cause Jesus would turn all of your great tasting tap water into wine! Say goodbye to begging your frat brothers to throw down on a keg of "oly", leave that for jews to worry about. And best of all, Jesus would die for you. I know that might sound a little creppy, I mean we all saw that 90210 episode where that psycho fucked up poser bitch tried to take kelly away from all of us, but not to worry, jesus won't do you like that. Look at it this way he's not really gone, after all, the lord will be with you forever (once you find him of course) and he'll keep on making special guest apperances. Kinda like what they do with really good old T.V. shows, like taxi, but better because those damn taxi kids just never seem to get the point. Nobody cares about a damn 16th reunion special cause andy isn't even up in the mix. Jesus on the other hand doesn't have time to worry about sweeps week, he's got more important things to do. Like superimposing his likeness on a moldy towel or spare hillside. He'll even visit you and tell you neat things about heaven. But I think he only visits illiterate people from third world countries. So put down those books kids and follow me to spring break in Bolivia cause we're gonna rock out. Please bring your own copy of Creed cause I'm not about to share it with some former meth head whore.