Well I recovered from Vtines night after a good two days. Was a strange strange night. I might have been imagining it but I swear the best friend of my ex tried to kiss me but she doesnt remember. She licked my lips and I didnt hang about to see if she was trying and ran away! 
She really should stop getting so pissed. She said to me yesterday when I get pissed my mouth is like a trapdoor, I just kiss anyone I was too scared to mention it too her that I think she tried to kiss me! Hmmm hang on kisses anything when drunk...hmm rings a bell *ahemTillyahem*
I dont care what anyone says women are worse than guys when it comes to being sluts!
Anyway that was ages ago now! This weekend I went out for a few drinks for a friends birthday on Saturday but I didnt go out because of lack of funds so I missed jonnys fun with Amy (see Jonnys journal)
Went out Sunday for another friends bday (also see Jonnys journal) was an alright night, the place was absolutely rammed. One even that springs to mind apart from then phantom women cap stealers was when me and Jonny where chatting next to the dance floor and this little scary drunk looking girl started talking to me. She had that glazed look over her eyes that say Im very pissed. Anyway she just kind of stood rocking finally she said hi and asked me what I did for a living etc so I was being polite and had a little chat. Then I asked her what she did and she just shouts into my ear MATHS and dont say another word. Im like urmm so what you want to do when you finish uni? Again a one word answer TEACH and shuts up then she randomly pulls on my ear calls me cute and giggles manically.
This was the queue for me to give Jonny the secret sign that I have had enough and for him to make the escape root through the crowd for me but of course after he has sneaked up behind her kicked her in the back of the legs so she goes down. This way its like I disappear into thin air. She has no direction which way went. Fuck me in fact me and Jonny are geniuses. We have a battle plan for every scenario. God we are such fucking stud muffins! *Thrusts crotch forward after each word of that last sentence*
Today a lady came in to teach us some hairdressing and it turns out she has just been asked to cut David and Victoria Beckhams hair. I was well impressed!
Paullx
She really should stop getting so pissed. She said to me yesterday when I get pissed my mouth is like a trapdoor, I just kiss anyone I was too scared to mention it too her that I think she tried to kiss me! Hmmm hang on kisses anything when drunk...hmm rings a bell *ahemTillyahem*
I dont care what anyone says women are worse than guys when it comes to being sluts!
Anyway that was ages ago now! This weekend I went out for a few drinks for a friends birthday on Saturday but I didnt go out because of lack of funds so I missed jonnys fun with Amy (see Jonnys journal)
Went out Sunday for another friends bday (also see Jonnys journal) was an alright night, the place was absolutely rammed. One even that springs to mind apart from then phantom women cap stealers was when me and Jonny where chatting next to the dance floor and this little scary drunk looking girl started talking to me. She had that glazed look over her eyes that say Im very pissed. Anyway she just kind of stood rocking finally she said hi and asked me what I did for a living etc so I was being polite and had a little chat. Then I asked her what she did and she just shouts into my ear MATHS and dont say another word. Im like urmm so what you want to do when you finish uni? Again a one word answer TEACH and shuts up then she randomly pulls on my ear calls me cute and giggles manically.
This was the queue for me to give Jonny the secret sign that I have had enough and for him to make the escape root through the crowd for me but of course after he has sneaked up behind her kicked her in the back of the legs so she goes down. This way its like I disappear into thin air. She has no direction which way went. Fuck me in fact me and Jonny are geniuses. We have a battle plan for every scenario. God we are such fucking stud muffins! *Thrusts crotch forward after each word of that last sentence*
Today a lady came in to teach us some hairdressing and it turns out she has just been asked to cut David and Victoria Beckhams hair. I was well impressed!
Paullx
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meemee:
Paull you're sooooooooooooooooo bad!!!!
designaddict:
yea, it basically is friendster but i like it better...you should check it out if want 