pauldixon

Life is short, life is shit, and then you're dead. Not really, but that is one of my favorite movie quotes.
My neice just turned two, fuck I'm getting old.
Interesting things that have happened latly- an employee pissed me off (long ass story) so I smashed their camera phone into tiny little pieces with a brick in front of them.Then dared them to do something about it. Words can't express how great that felt. That's pretty mundane compared to most of the shit I deal with on a daily basis. Other than that nothing too memorable. Just the usual death threats and promises of retribution.
On to other shit now. My habit of pissing away money has gone to new heights. In the last week alone I've bought a new home theatre system,computer,lcd moniter,clay pigeon thrower and various other unneccesary crap I don't need. What the hell was I thinking? I don't really have a good answer to that. How much stuff does one person need for their place when they don't spend any time there other than to sleep? Maybe all this is just the symtoms of being the most unhappy sumbitch alive. Oh well at least I put the fun in disfunctional.
Let's talk about fun stuff that happened for a bit. I saw Kevin Pollock do stand up comedy a few weeks ago and talked to him for a moment after the show. That was just sweet as shit!
I don't know WTF I'm doing up at this hour, I have five hours to sleep and be awake to get a mountain of shit done.