conclusion:
I wish i wasn't color blind 
. lol but i still like the hair.
. lol but i still like the hair.
elcaminobill:
Me Too! 
Kind of a weird weekend, was supposed to be going to see my mum but didnt quite manage it. Did a couple of shifts at work which were dull as fuck!! Spent the first part of saturday night in my beloved old man style local pub then went round to my monkeys house and stayed up til the wee hours (5am!) drinking jack. Sunday my...
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Word to the wise: NEVER BE A WAITRESS i fucking hate my job its wank! 
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x_doug_x:
well damn, thats no fun. wish i could cheer you up.
elcaminobill:
I loved being a server, but I dont have a nice little ass for nasty dudes to grab! sorry feel better, an here 
Let me sing you a song
You are.. so beautiful to meeeeee O I know you can seeee! Dont know the song but hope it cheers you up beauty!
sorry feel better, an here Let me sing you a song You are.. so beautiful to meeeeee O I know you can seeee! Dont know the song but hope it cheers you up beauty!
Far too hungover this morning missed a lecture!!! OOOpss!! Ahh well litre of wine to blame for that!! Bloody hell it was the biggest bottle of wine i've ever seen, yummy tho! And it complimented the yummy meal that my monkey treated me too perfectly. Got the most ridiculous texts to read tonight, i don't actually understand any of the words used in them, its...
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pattymayonaise:
Oh yeah monkeys are amazing, s'pecially mine!!! 
deadlift23:
Small world! Our guitrist Tom use to work with your bf.So you live in Notts?
super efficient day today!! Lots of jobs done and lots of things dyed pink!!! Also found out that i have absolutely no money sooooooo overdrawn its ridiculous ah well its only money!!! Or so the saying goes.........
sooooooo overdrawn its ridiculous ah well its only money!!! Or so the saying goes.........
elcaminobill:
here, love!
here, love! 
stifler:
Money is overated anyway
hey hooooo!!
so its the end of yet another uneventful wknd!!! Think ive pulled a muscle in my neck/shoulder from doin a bit of drunken wrestling on friday night!!! Got me out of work but it bloody kills!!! Ah well......
so its the end of yet another uneventful wknd!!! Think ive pulled a muscle in my neck/shoulder from doin a bit of drunken wrestling on friday night!!! Got me out of work but it bloody kills!!! Ah well......
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x_doug_x:
sweet! cant wait to see em. 
its too bad you dont live anywhere near me, i think a Doug and PattyMayonoise Duo set would be just great. hehe
its too bad you dont live anywhere near me, i think a Doug and PattyMayonoise Duo set would be just great. hehe
x_doug_x:
hehe, such a tease. but very sexy.
more, more i say.
more, more i say.
pattymayonaise:
yeah was trying to put an a pic in! Dint quite work!!!!
Went to a wicked gig last night, Deadbydawn were headlining. They play so hard they look like they're going to explode i think one day they probably will!!
Still no proper snow!! Stupid pissing weather!!
Still no proper snow!! Stupid pissing weather!!
Very dissapointed with the snow, it keeps trying but the sun keeps coming out and bloody melting it all!! I want uber tons so i can go sledging!!!
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daiz:
eh up hun!
nice pic btw, must get mine up soon . . .
id love to say yay snow but the fucking stuff has frozen me into a lil snowgirl so many times today i'm bored with it!!!
the ice age is coming.
dx
nice pic btw, must get mine up soon . . .
id love to say yay snow but the fucking stuff has frozen me into a lil snowgirl so many times today i'm bored with it!!!
the ice age is coming.
dx
ericdastone:
plenty of snow here you can have it!!
wots youe thang at art school?? paintin?
wots youe thang at art school?? paintin?
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isolation:
welcome, i think im sick and need your services
rumrunner:
you best start believin in ghost stories Ms.Mayonais YOUR IN ONE 
-welcome to SG luv
-welcome to SG luv