pattymayonaise

i am nursing the worst hangover i have had in a long time today!!! Damn you whisky so bad but soooo goooooooooooooooddd mmmmm

Well, I went into a bar today and asked if they needed any part time staff, and they said yes... START TONIGHT!! so i start in like an hour and i fucking bricking it ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

today i am having a day in the garden drinking, infact we are not going to stop drinking until we pop and little bits of our alchohol tummies splatter everywhere!! Mmmmmmmmmmm

Oh and we are gonna have a bbq so there will be like bits of burger and stuff in there too... yum yum

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Tonite i feel ridiculously restless, i need something fun to do!
Oh wow and i think i am getting closer to shooting my set!!! Over excited over restless waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Bloody hell!! At last! My internet has been broken for a fortnight i have had serious suicide withdrawl!! Hope everyone is cool and had a good easter!! x

Tonight i learned that two pints just isn't enough.... two pints just makes me wanna drink more

The weekend is over again!!! I'm sure weekends are getting shorter and shorter!!! I feel like i havn't had time to do anything! On friday i cooked a fucking right stew!!! A real winter warmer lol!!!! Anyway it was yummy and had a whole bottle of red wine in!!!
Then i handed my notice in on saturday at work!!! Maybe i could just cook stew...
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whoop whoop gonna have some fun tonite, poker and wine!! Dont actually know how to play poker but should be cool anyway im a fast learner!