patrol

I am getting a new phone Hurrah!
Thomas J. is putting it on his credit card.


I love things. They make me genuinely happy.

Benno, John-Paul, Dani and I hit The Constitution last night. That place has the best beer garden. Its right on the canal in Camden.

Then we went to the offlicence, bought supplies and played Cranium.

We are kind of nerdy.

Nate just got home and filled us in.
She was a stripper and did a strip tease for him.
He said it was hot and she was gorgeous forgetting entirely that Zach and I saw her.

Gorgeous isn't the word that I would have used but each to their own

Nate and I went out last night. We just were going out for a pint. Yeah Right.

We went to Mac Bar but that closed so we were just going to come home when we spotted this strange little bar called Father Teds. So we went in there and met the locals. It was hilarious.

But the good bit of the story is that Nate...
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What a shit day in hell.

Work was long and hot. Not awful. Just loooooong. Had to go pick up some keys from this council place and it was a pain in the arse. Bad directions, uncomfy shoes, rude people, no cigarettes. Ugh

Then tonights activity was cancelled.

I am going to buy some ciggies. With my own money!

Just after I wrote that I got a days work for tomorrow.
Ok its only a days work but its about 65 quid and at this moment in time, that sounds like alot.

My theory that something always turns up seems to be fucking right on.


But just incase it was nothing to do with my theory

thankyou sweet baby jesus.

I am poverty stricken.

I have applied for about a million jobs today please God let me get one.

I am watching the Fresh Prince and they played the full length theme song.

Seriously the most exciting thing that has happened all day.

Someone hire me now.

I even checked out what the dirty old men had to offer in the way renummeration in the...
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What do we think of the new username? patrol. Actually I am going to change it so it has a dot. I like the dot. I was going to change it to blownspeakers so it matched everything thing else. Feedback please.

I have just been reading old posts on my livejournal and laughing at my own great sense of humour. I am definitely the funniest...
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I just had the third person in as many days inform me that they are going to bed to have a bat, and that they are going to dedicate the said bat to me.


aww shucks! You guys have the best taste.