I was walking home the other day and I nearly got run over. Then once I got to the other side of the road I spied two hugely shit motorbikes riding two abreast down the road. Now the concept of looking atthefuckingroad didn't appear to have struck these two. They were looking at each other, visors up, having a chat. I managed to hear a bit of the conversation as they shoosted past
Fuckwit 1: WOT MATE
Fuckwit 2: DID YOU SEE THAT BROAD IN THE WHITE?!
The Fuckwit Chorus: hurhurhur yeah hurhur.
Slowly they were swerving into the oncoming traffic. Fortunately for the other cars, the struck a road island, hit a works sign, both bikes combusted in an explosion of orange flames. They were both scarred beyond recognition, disowned by their family and peers, rejected by society and forced to live out their pathetic lives as bums, fighting each other for small change.
that last bit isn't entirely true
Now, what is wrong with this story. Yes. You picked it.
WHO SAY'S 'BROAD' ANYMORE?! No-one that's who!
Or so I thought. Urbandictionary.com has 7 entries for the term 'broad'
Here are a few examples of why people that send entries into UD should be hurt with fire spears*.
7. Broad
A word that cunts, i mean women (oh no, is it Feminine-Americans now?) hate to be called.
I was once at a frat party and some broads were using our bathroom. OUR bathroom. And in groups. So I mutter under my breath, 'What're these broads doing in our bathroom?' So this cunt hears it and is like OHHHHHMYGODDIDyoujustcallmea BROAD?!?!?!? Angry broads are hot.
6. broad
Baltimore definiton of a girl, female
Females usually don't liked to be called that unless their a hoe
Man I went over this broads house last night and lemme tell you boah that head was bangin!
2. broad
Word for a woman. Less respectable than lady but much more respectable than bitch.
Man, look at those two broads. They are smokin.
Now the person who added the second one to Urbandictionary has also added a few other gems. My favourite being:
1. felch
fucking someone up the ass (chick or dude) until you cum and then sucking their asshole clean
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww that guy just felched another guy
Source: kinky, Feb 8, 2004
I am going to add a whole bunch of stuff to Urban Dictionary one day. If anyone has any idea's.. post.
*No, I don't know what a fire spear is. I made it up.
Fuckwit 1: WOT MATE
Fuckwit 2: DID YOU SEE THAT BROAD IN THE WHITE?!
The Fuckwit Chorus: hurhurhur yeah hurhur.
Slowly they were swerving into the oncoming traffic. Fortunately for the other cars, the struck a road island, hit a works sign, both bikes combusted in an explosion of orange flames. They were both scarred beyond recognition, disowned by their family and peers, rejected by society and forced to live out their pathetic lives as bums, fighting each other for small change.
that last bit isn't entirely true
Now, what is wrong with this story. Yes. You picked it.
WHO SAY'S 'BROAD' ANYMORE?! No-one that's who!
Or so I thought. Urbandictionary.com has 7 entries for the term 'broad'
Here are a few examples of why people that send entries into UD should be hurt with fire spears*.
7. Broad
A word that cunts, i mean women (oh no, is it Feminine-Americans now?) hate to be called.
I was once at a frat party and some broads were using our bathroom. OUR bathroom. And in groups. So I mutter under my breath, 'What're these broads doing in our bathroom?' So this cunt hears it and is like OHHHHHMYGODDIDyoujustcallmea BROAD?!?!?!? Angry broads are hot.
6. broad
Baltimore definiton of a girl, female
Females usually don't liked to be called that unless their a hoe
Man I went over this broads house last night and lemme tell you boah that head was bangin!
2. broad
Word for a woman. Less respectable than lady but much more respectable than bitch.
Man, look at those two broads. They are smokin.
Now the person who added the second one to Urbandictionary has also added a few other gems. My favourite being:
1. felch
fucking someone up the ass (chick or dude) until you cum and then sucking their asshole clean
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww that guy just felched another guy
Source: kinky, Feb 8, 2004
I am going to add a whole bunch of stuff to Urban Dictionary one day. If anyone has any idea's.. post.
*No, I don't know what a fire spear is. I made it up.