patrol

It doesn't seem to matter how carefully I police my msn list, freakshows always manage to sneakily sneak on there.Now it's generally pretty easy to determine whether someone is a fuckwit or not from their email address. For instance if your name includes any of the following phrases, don't think you are coming near my list, fuckstick.

PRINCESS - especially when teamed with
PUNK or PUNKY, PUNX etc..
KOOL, SEXY, SEXI, SPUNKY, HAWT, FREAK,
words missing vowels - GRRL,
69
numerical abuse - HOT4U, S3X, (thats L4M3)

But somewhere along the evidence that there are a few holes in my msn trawling net started appearing

for example, punkykitty69, I dont know who you are get off my list. Then some guy, can't remember his lame name (I think it included the words INCUBUS and ROCK or something similar) adds himself and announces he is punkykittys boyfriend. Thats nice. They ambushing me!

Then there are the people who's email addresses don't set off the alarm bells, but their username does. For example, people sneak onto my list with normal email addresses (eg firstname_lastname@hotmail.com) then change their handle to be (and this is a real one off my list) after the glow yeah Id fuck u anyway

it makes me tired.

Of course you have to make allowances for people who have had their email address since '97 when they were 13. Example, fran_luvs_u doesn't sound promising but she is a total winner. But I knew that before I added her.

Now my hotmail address isn't the greatest ever, doubledipped@hotmail.com but I have had it since the dawning of the INTERNETS.

People who add a hundred thousand smiley icons to their handle are never cool people either. So the top say, 10 or so on my list, are all lameo's. If I had more energy I would divide my MSN list into two sections, the LOSERS and the WINNERS.



If course if someone's email address and handle are as boring as batshit (eg firstname_lastname@hotmail and their handle is firstname) chances are they are going to be a total dud. But better boring duds who are alot less likely to speak, than FrEaKy retards who constantly spout shit and consider avatars to be a accurate indication of someones appearance. You would not believe how many people think my naked kitchen bitch is me. Yeah thats right retard, I have a half naked pic of myself as my avatar. It's doubly amusing when people who know what I look like ask, like maybe I have lost 100 kilo's, got a tan, grown/coloured my hair, swapped nationality and entirely changed my bone structure since they last saw me.



I am going to download Yahoo! Messenger right now. I distinctly remember it to be less horseshit.