patricky

One of these days, I'll feel like saying something really witty - and then all my friends list people will say "Wow, that was hella witty, yo".

Yes, even the ones that would never say "Yo".

Until then, I'll talk about food. Damn, I likes me some good food, but I can't really afford to have all the good stuff around. That's one of the chief sorrows of being among the less than wealthy set: you don't get to have a fridge stuffed with the goodies.

For me, goodies means all sorts of fresh veggies and fruits, and fresh meat, and tortillas, and good bread, and all that sort of thing. I'm no gourmet, but I do enjoy the feeling of eating good, fresh food.

Should I ever become rich, I'm not gonna buy a fancy car - okay, yeah, I totally am going to - I'm going to get a great big fridge, and keep it stocked with all the best, freshest, organically grown edibles I can conceive of.

And I'll also have a personal chef, and she'll be hot, and wear a little French maid outfit at all times. Ooh la la!

Question: What's your favourite fruit? Not "who's", but what?

I like peaches best of all. Fresh ones, and especially canned ones in natural syrup. Oh, so good.