You know what I hate about smokers?
"Hey, man. Can I bum a smoke from you?"
No, manbitch that I don't know. Fucking. Buy. Your. Own.
I share with friends. I share with cool people. Hell, I'll even share with random strangers if I think they're cool. I won't fucking share with a meth-head on a bicycle, no matter how fucking chummy he pretends to be.
God damn, people. Yes, we both smoke. We also both shit, and breath the air the trees provide. That doesn't make us members of a fraternal brotherhood.
If I wanted to feel cameraderie with freaks, I'd join the Loyal Order of Waterbuffalo and hang out with my homies Freddie F, and MC Barney.
Also a note to the "lovely" underage ladies. No, I won't "party" with you in exchange for some smokes. Especially not when you're both puffing scrounged butts while pushing around baby carriages.
"Hey, man. Can I bum a smoke from you?"
No, manbitch that I don't know. Fucking. Buy. Your. Own.
I share with friends. I share with cool people. Hell, I'll even share with random strangers if I think they're cool. I won't fucking share with a meth-head on a bicycle, no matter how fucking chummy he pretends to be.
God damn, people. Yes, we both smoke. We also both shit, and breath the air the trees provide. That doesn't make us members of a fraternal brotherhood.
If I wanted to feel cameraderie with freaks, I'd join the Loyal Order of Waterbuffalo and hang out with my homies Freddie F, and MC Barney.
Also a note to the "lovely" underage ladies. No, I won't "party" with you in exchange for some smokes. Especially not when you're both puffing scrounged butts while pushing around baby carriages.
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missmyla:
I work in downtown Vancouver and I used to live there (in the new apartments next to Esther Short Park)... so I know exactly what you mean. I was always scared out of my mind walking the two blocks to work in the morning because there's this old homeless man (who I believe must be a vet) who talks to himself and shouts profanities to anyone in sight. 
bankerboy:
I'm fucking off the sticks! Smoked about 10 cloves on Tuesday and my body is still kicking my ass over it. I am the stupid!