patissier

have you ever noticed, that everyone on the planet is just not as smart as you are? but, have you also noticed that everybody else believes they are the smarts person around? unless confronted everyone tends to forget just how at fault they really are.

when i drive i don't rage although i do curse everyone around me.

"lady, figure it out!"
"dude, get off the fuckin' road until you learn to drive!", etc.

i clearly remember an old boss from my first "real job". he had gotten into an argument with the guy training me, and in the middle of dinner rush two massive black men threw pans across a kitchen line. plates were shattering in the window. and as this seen unfolded in front of the entire p.m. crew i happen to just be there.
the manger in the middle of the scuffle had yelled out, " so () thinks his shit don't stink!"
that single phase comes to mind when i seem to forget myself. every man's shit stinks.