patissier

dear God (which ever one wants to reply...),

i could really use some money. i work. i take care of people when they need help, and i'm a some what deasant person in general, can you send some cash my way?
i buy lotto tickets and nothing happens. shouldn't there be some sort of default clause for those who have gotten tickets religiously over some time? it seems to me the winners are always old dudes about to die, or already rich fuckers. what's that about? is it a joke to you?
you must know i have bills just piling up?
i'll tell you what, how about you let me win and i'll give the church some cash? maybe i'll build a church or somethin'. just make me filthy stinkin' rich. what do ya say?
drawings tomorrow night so don't be late. i'll have ticket and everything. all you've got to do is work that magic.

thanks,
patissier

p.s. i'll even throw a party when you get me rich and you can come over and do that water into wine bit. oh, and say hi to the fam for me.