patissier

you know, when i'm really bored and there seems to be nothing good on the world wide web, i often go to google my personal one stop entertainmet generator.

i pick up my handy quick speller dictionary (because anyone who may have seen any of my posts knows i spell about as accurate as the stl bus line) and randomly pick words out to google.

this often leads to one of two amazing results:

a) i find some bizzare web site occuping the time and intrists of truely individual individuals. i then get lost in time reading back posts and discover just how.... random people can be. often i am subjected to explict images and voracious statements shattering cultural baises. boy its fun.

b) i find absolutily nothing. nothing but definition of whatever said word would be. as if google knew it would take quite some time before every word could be related directly to a spicific topic or web site (what a default system?) at which point i become even more bored with life. i become even more despressed and rather uncontrolably stare at the wall. i think i learned this from one of my cats who has been know to just walk up to a wall and sit down, ass facing the room, and stare at the wall. wow.


i need a hobby.