HEY! So you wanna see some bad photos of stupid things? Well youve come to the right place, then...
I'd show you all the things I did in NYC last weekend, but my camera broke before I got there and I'm not hip enough to do anything "cool" (by most standards), so I will save face and not lie about me doing anything totally awesome, because all I really did was walk around all day and stumble in and out of bars all night...
And all those people I didn't meet! Well let me not tell you all about them and the interesting conversations we didn't have. I don't know why, but no one ever seems to want to meet new people in big cities...everyone out in Stephenville, Texas or Brooksville, Florida or Shell Rock, Iowa (get it? small towns you never heard of) was always ready to strike up a conversation...
I just don't get it man, why won't people lighten up and stop being afraid of each other? Miami especially.
I'd show you all the things I did in NYC last weekend, but my camera broke before I got there and I'm not hip enough to do anything "cool" (by most standards), so I will save face and not lie about me doing anything totally awesome, because all I really did was walk around all day and stumble in and out of bars all night...
And all those people I didn't meet! Well let me not tell you all about them and the interesting conversations we didn't have. I don't know why, but no one ever seems to want to meet new people in big cities...everyone out in Stephenville, Texas or Brooksville, Florida or Shell Rock, Iowa (get it? small towns you never heard of) was always ready to strike up a conversation...
I just don't get it man, why won't people lighten up and stop being afraid of each other? Miami especially.