Amigos y amigas, novias y chulitas! Gracias por Cinco De Mayo!
Yesterday, we remember the Battle of Puebla. On May 5, 1862, 8,000 well equipped French fought against a Mexican army. Poorly equipped, outgunned and out numbered two to one, the Mexicans decisively defeated the French.
While this battle is celebrated in Mexico, especially Puebla, the celebrations in the US are bigger, because this was...
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My future wife, Representative Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez, wants to spend US$93 trillion on her "Green Noe Deal."
If the US government is going to spend $93 trillion of citizen's tax dollars, I want a Death Star.
There is a perfect storm in our flat right now. Aisha and Serena have been arguing for days. They will nor eat or sleep together. I have to bring Aisha's food to her, and sleep in the hide a bed. They do not join us in the hot tub because they are to busy arguing.
Courtney and Megan have de1clared neutrality. I tried to. I...
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Today, in the US, is National Beer Day! Hooray, beer! Make sure to celebrate.
If you're hoppy and you know it, have a beer!
We arrived back home yesterday, nose back to grindstone.
Every year we have gone to Lake Havasu, we would see topless and nude women. Less every year. This year, none at all. I think this has to due with Girls Gone Wild. Women are topless or nude, pictures get taken, maybe a few frat boy jack off over it. Now, with the high quality waterproof...
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I have seen some confusion on this.
Apparently, there is some confusion on this holiday.
Some people think this is potato chip day.
Others think is Pi day. Albert Einstein was born on this day. Stephen Harking died on this day. Pi is 3.14.
There should be no doubt what day this is.
Cast your minds back one month. Ladies, you got a sweet card,...
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Today, I purchased two big ribeye steaks for Thursday. You should really know what we celebrate on the 14th of March.
The next day, Meagan, Clair, Serena, and myself fly to Vegas. We are staying at Treasure Island, but they no longer have the pirate shows they used to. I do not think we will be doing anything. A slice or two at the pizzeria,...
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I went gray for a few days. I did not expect it; in the past, I have received an e mail, "Goodby from Suicide Girls."
I always come back, I love this site.
Did I miss anything fantastic?
Love. A blip on screen of human involuntary response. a hiccough of emotion, compared to envy, hatred, lust. And who was this Saint Valentine? A bishop, Roman, second century, got his head sliced off--ouch--for maryng lovers against his emperor's decree. You see, Claudius the Second thought unmarried men made better soldiers. Love drains us of our strength. And you say that love conquers all? Not...
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