4:20 Dallas time.
I woke up two hours ago, Rachel will wake up in about 40 minutes. She falls asleep easily, then sleeps like the dead until the alarm goes off. I did ask her if I could have sex with her as she slept, but no. She is not really that into sex, though she knows how to keep a man happy. It took...
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I Believe in Father Christmas
Let the Hosers help you out!
https://youtu.be/1DTwLqR071M
I forgot to wish a happy Hanukkah to our older brothers, as St John Paul referred to the Jewish community. The senior partners in our joint venture. Got it in there with one day left.
Megan and Serena are home. Courtney and Aisha will leave for the Intercontinental Hotel on Friday. Those feeldoes and regular war clubs are going to be busy! Megan only wants...
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I took a taxi to work today. As did my co workers, Vi, Ngoc, and the "new girl," Molly Falherty. Molly replaces Kristina, who got on the Trump bandwagon right after Chris Christie ended his campaign and endorsed President Trump. Kristina now works for the President.
As a second South Park reference, Molly calls me Peter Panda.
We took taxis because we planned to hold...
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I normally do not talk to much about sports, though I do love them. Most often, when huge soccer teams clash, the game is not so entertaining. Today's clash between Manchester United and Arsenal was an exception. Amazing.
Two weeks ago, the University of Notre Dame played the US Naval Academy in American style football, with the Irish coming out on top. After the players...
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The jet lag has got me. I feel like I should be asleep, or savoring the day's final orgasm.
Instead, I am still awake. Since my parents moved to out of their house to retirement apartments over the summer, I have no place to stay for Thanksgiving. I was planning on a hotel. but (I e mailed) Rachel, and was surprised (more like astonished) by...
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I hope you had a safe, fun, and happy day. As for me, I just watched baseball. It was a good game and a good result, though the final game had an unfortunate result.
Next year,
Then I drank beer.
So, I did not wear a costume. Courtney and Megan went as Batman and Robin, respectively. These were the costumes based on the original, campy,...
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Hello. British people.
On behalf on all your American cousins, I apologize for National Football League Commissioner Roger Godell, who is trying to press upon you a sport you do not want.
It has been a good day for me. A few moments ago, the Dodgers won. Earlier today, the Irish won. These refer to other sports you do not want.