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The Holiday Today

Mar 14, 2019
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I have seen some confusion on this.

Apparently, there is some confusion on this holiday.

Some people think this is potato chip day.

Others think is Pi day. Albert Einstein was born on this day. Stephen Harking died on this day. Pi is 3.14.

There should be no doubt what day this is.

Cast your minds back one month. Ladies, you got a sweet card, flowers, candy, a romantic dinner, and that show or foreign film you have been dying to see. Guys, you bought a sappy card, flower that were dead in four days. candy that ate in front of you but would not share, and dinner with food you do not undestand. And if you that the food was way to complicated, just try and understand that foreign film.

That is assuming you managed to get her what she wants. She will not tell you this. She will tell everyone but you. You have to guess. And if you did not guess right, there was hell to pay.

Hell hath no fury like a woman who does not get she wants on Saint Valentine's Day.

Today, ladies, it is time to show your love for your man. Guys, it's payback time.

Fortunately, ladies, men are not complicated. We like beer. We like steak. We like blowjobs. That is all we ask. It could be that you cannot cook a steak tonight. A good sub sandwich will be just as good.

The beer should be ice cold, and there should be more than one. There can be more than one blowjob, as well.

I know other cultures might celebrate February 14, and today, differently. This is s real day. Google steak and a blowjob day.

Have a nice day.

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