This government shutdown is working out well for me. First of all, I do not work much, and, since I do not work for the government, I get paid. Money for nothing! Or, at least. very little. Aisha still works a full day, but I have no idea if she is getting paid. Second, if the government is doing nothing, it is doing nothing to me.
Please, Pelosi and Schumer, you stupid assholes, make sure our southern border is unprotected! Make sure that American citizens are being murdered!
MAGA!