Last night, Aisha gave me a five star blowjob. This morning, as well. "You won't feel anything like that for a while."
Probably true. I did, however, get a message from Miss Rachel. She will be home alone. Her children will be with her ex, and they are close to being independent, as well. So I will nor be alone.
Neither will Aisha.
She and Courtney have checked into a very nice hotel with a Michigan Diamond chef. This gives the chance eat haute cuisine, or, as I call it, fancy food. I eat and drink plain, and, since I do all the cooking, they eat and drink plain, as well. Even when we go out, I am not fun, because I will not eat food I do not understand. There are plenty of very fancy French restaurants around. I am sure they will find a lot of food they like.
They will be wrong. Spicy fried chicken or bacon cheeseburgers--natures most perfect foods. Add in a light American style pilsner, and you cannot do better. Want to know what they serve in Valhalla, what Thor eats? There you have it.
I come home, and, as I have been informed, a new roof is going up. Bang bang bang, all day. I did not mind; they were working hard, all day. I have no idea fi they finished it, but they worked until dark. which now comes early. Daylight Savings Time. What daylight are we saving?
I come home to a long grocery list. I am then informed I will be making stuffing, mashed potatoes, salad, and gravy. After I finish the stuffing, I will stuff our little turkey. Then my mother will put it in the oven, Our oven is automatic, it will cook the turkey without human intervention. Oh yeah, at some point i have to make a pumpkin pie.
Now, the tv is out. Maybe they can fix it next week. Or maybe not. Maybe in three weeks. Or maybe not. Maybe in the Summer of 2024. Or maybe not. I thought that satellite television was going to correct all the problems we had with cable.
Maybe not.
Fortunately, clever fellow that I am, I have solutions. First, we love on a golf course. Golf courses mean clubhouses. Clubhouses mean gar and grilles, Bar and grilles mean televisions. I want to watch Notre Dame play Syracuse. Also, Miss Rachel has a few televisions. And g cups.
It took me a long time to send this. AT&T. First, they take our tv away. Then the internet. And you thought Exxon Mobil was the problem.