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SG problems, and why don't lesbians change light bulbs?

Feb 28, 2017
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Anybody have problems with the site today? I kept getting application errors.

Courtney's new job not just pays more, and has the potential for upward mobility, but shorter, and very regular hours. So I never need to wonder when she will be home, and make sure there is some hot food. She is always home for dinner now. On the other hand, I have less alone time with Megan.

Courtney is about one inch taller than I am. I am about one half inch away from being able to get up high enough, so Courtney should be able to do it. I asked her to, she declines. In answer to my question why, she replied "Lesbians don't change light bulbs."

Really? Not once? Ever?

I do not think Courtney was trying to make a joke, since the punchline writes itself, and it is not very funny. I just do not think she wants to do it. Well, I have to go to Home Depot for another repair some time, so I guess I will just pick up a little step ladder that I can store without any trouble.

caraphernelia:
I had application errors too
Mar 1, 2017

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