As usual, triumphs in my relationship are a result of Aisha the Great.
My birthday dinner was not great. The always reliable Ruth's Criss did not come through. Maybe it was a bad night, but I have been to this location several times, and it was always great. None of us had a great meal. I would go again, and, it is a chain, so I would always trust other locations. My parents and sister told me that the Cabo San Lucas location was not very good last time. Previously, it was very nice. Maybe Ruth or Criss or someone needs to take a firm hand.
Beyond that, it was a good little vacation. We did not go to the amusement park, because it is good with two or four, but not with three. You do not want the two friends in one car, and the third with a stranger. Mini golf was a theme, and I mostly won the skins, and for the overall score. Which means I paid for most of the meals, but we always had cheap ones. I did get a Five Guys gift card, which was spent almost immediately.
Aisha, Sabrina and I had a long conversation.
1) Aisha convinced Sabrina she is not a lesbian. She is a bisexual, 80% preference for women.
2) The 80% is because she only considers women attractive, never men.
3) The 20% is because she had had and enjoyed sex whit men.
4) She has sex with men if they are nice and she likes him, which is not very often.
5) Two times in her life she has had sex with men frequently.
6) Those two times she was a unicorn.
7) She is now our unicorn.
She does say she will define her own roll. She is not part of our family. Some of her stuff is coming over. She will come over when she wants. She will determine when she wants to have sex, and who with. To me, she is saying I might be in the guest room with all our porn. We are not allowed to stray, except with member of our own household, including Claire and Wendy.
No sex clubs. Ever. No exceptions.
To me. all of this makes perfect sense and is agreeable.
You take the good with the bad, and the bad is that Courtney and Megan are adjusting vacations. They are both giving up one of the weeks on their separate fall vacations, and their separate Christmas vacations. In order to take two weeks right away. Tomorrow, they are both going under the knife. They are both going to get a breast lift with a small implant. If I understand correctly, Megan's might not be so small.
The explained that they made this decision back at Havasu. We could not talk them out of it. They did not bother to tell us because they did not want to hear for months that they did not need it, they are beautiful, et cetera. This is the time because Courtney knows a family that goes to the Hamptons during the summer lull. They have a nice house, with a large back yard, a pool, tall hedges. A perfect place to sunbathe topless, a good way to heal.
