Yesterday afternoon, Megan and I came home to an empty flat. As soon as I unpacked, I went to the grocery store. Having acquired the necessary supplies, started on a big pot of chili. Ohio claims to have chili. They are lying like a Clinton. What they have bears no resemblance to chili. I made half my spicy atomic death ground zero now we're fucked chili, and half my mild you fucking pussy chili. I saved half the spicy for Aisha and I, and mixed the rest into the mild.
I noticed the leaves had been inserted in our dining table, but did not give it a second look. Aisha did greet me with a kiss when she got home, and told me to have her dinner ready, but we would eat later. Fine. Just keep it on low, the meat becomes more tender as it simmers. She called me into her room, shined a light in my eyes, and asked me what happened with Megan. Nothing more than mutual masturbation. Aisha does not consider that to be sex, and Courtney has gone into elegant soliloquies about masturbation is not sex.
Another person was greeted by a kiss from Aisha. Serena, Aisha's new girlfriend. She has spent much of her time an every night here. She is very pretty, prettier than most women Aisha brings back (Aisha stays away from stunners), and half Aisha's age. Maybe.
My girlfriend is a homosexual cougar.
I really need to buy a hide a bed or something. Sleeping on the couch is getting old.
