If you have been reading my blog for long, you know that I have solved most of the problems for this nation. Here are more problems, and how to solve them.
1. Godzilla is back. PROBLEM.
You have to understand that most of our weapons are designed to kill men, not big lizards. Sidewinder missiles and Vulcan cannons are great for taking down aircraft, but not for something like Godzilla. Cruise missiles can do a great deal of damage. Laser guide them into the big guy. They must be either detonate on contact, or without warheads at all, used as giant, high velocity bullets. Guide them into his eyes. Then just put them in his ugly head, or his chest. Eventually, he will die. PROBLEM SOLVED.
2. Now we have a big dead lizard. PROBLEM.
Barbecue. PROBLEM SOLVED.
3. Christina Yang is leaving Grey's Anatomy. PROBLEM.
Watch Dancing at the Blue Iguana. Christina Yang is dancing topless in a g string. You might say the movie makes little, if any, sense. Granted, but you are missingthe point. Christina Yang. Topless. G string. PROBLEM SOLVED.
Have I missed any other problems?
No questions about Mormon vampires. They are dumb.