Last night I actually made out in the back of a taxi cab on the way home. That was pretty awesome, like joining some kind of elite NYC club. Now I just need to get it on in an airplane bathroom and I'll be ready to face death.

The best part was going fast around corners, sliding back and forth to each end of the seat. When we got where we were goin I almost asked the cabbie to go around the block one more time, fast. But then for some reason I didn't.

Dang!