Hello, this is Sarah Lily, and I am calling on behalf of the University of Michigan. We are conducting a research project on how satisfied users are with services provided by federal government agencies and private companies as part of the American Consumer Satisfaction Index. May I please speak with the person in your household who is 18-84 years of age and has had the most recent birthday? Hello? Hello?
Repeat times 10000.
Repeat times 10000.
dovienya:
Ewwww.... cold calls. 
no fun at all. 
no fun at all.