partypants

do we had an earthquake today and i was sleeping. it was sort of big and lasted a little bit. now to the funny part. i in my sleepy state i thought that the curtains and stuff falling was someone breaking in. what did i grab to defend myself from this possible home invader? a gun? no. a bat? no. i grabbed my fucking nunchucks!!!!! i ran to the living room and screamed "get the fuck out!" before i reallized everything was moving and it was a earthquake.
now i got the night off so i'm going to get fucked up!