partyhat

i bought some flesh tunnels and they're in. whoo im so kEwL!@#

*cough cough*

im really starting to get fat...this is all bad. my once flat SIX PACCCCK stomach is now a GUT, [see: BEER BELLY]. ugh, how unattractive. i need to start working out again but...im far too lazy.

so i'll just stay fat a while. and maybe become huge and get a job in "Pick A Fold and Fuck It" porn. *pictures self rubbing taco bell over gigantic breasts*. yeahhh, that sounds good.