My life is just non-stop right now.
Tonight's the first night I've been home since Thursday thanks to my lovely comedy and love lives which happily cross over what with the new lady being a comedian too.
I was only expecting to be in Manchester for 1 night instead of the 4 that I actually spent there. Looks like I made my clothes go a...
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Tonight's the first night I've been home since Thursday thanks to my lovely comedy and love lives which happily cross over what with the new lady being a comedian too.
I was only expecting to be in Manchester for 1 night instead of the 4 that I actually spent there. Looks like I made my clothes go a...
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My goodness have I been busy.
At the end of my last post I mentioned getting drunk with a foxy lady. Either I'm excellent at working my charm or she's retarded or something because we're very much an item now.
I left work on friday and went straight to her place, stayed there the entire weekend and went back into work from her place this...
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At the end of my last post I mentioned getting drunk with a foxy lady. Either I'm excellent at working my charm or she's retarded or something because we're very much an item now.
I left work on friday and went straight to her place, stayed there the entire weekend and went back into work from her place this...
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psychobettie13:
Steak, how very manly!
I could definately eat some fillet steak right now. mmmm
I could definately eat some fillet steak right now. mmmm
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Im much better now thank you 
HOORAY! for you and the foxy lady!
HOORAY! for you and the foxy lady!
This will be my first post when I'm drunk.
I don't think I've actually been drunk since joining SG. What a shame. Drunkenness is fun. I'm gutted I've not been more drunk more often!
I did another gig on Monday night which I may or may not have mentioned here. It was alright. I was on first to a cold audience who seemed intent on...
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I don't think I've actually been drunk since joining SG. What a shame. Drunkenness is fun. I'm gutted I've not been more drunk more often!
I did another gig on Monday night which I may or may not have mentioned here. It was alright. I was on first to a cold audience who seemed intent on...
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psychobettie13:
tripping around Hulme and Moss Side. gulp. I always cover my chilli with cheese and sour cream, and i'll have a bottle of cherry lambrini to dowse any fire-mouth moments. 
tripping around Hulme and Moss Side. gulp. I always cover my chilli with cheese and sour cream, and i'll have a bottle of cherry lambrini to dowse any fire-mouth moments.
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Howdo new friend?
Tomorrow is going to be FUCKING MENTAL.
I leave my house at 11 tomorrow to get to Manchester for a free gig at 1pm featuring Hospital of Death (myspace.com/hospitalofdeath) and SSS (myspace.com/sssshortsharpshock). It's in Zavvi in the Arndale.
I'll then be picking someone up and heading accross the Pennines to Doncaster to watch some wrestling that will have Ric Flair, Raven and Delirious there. I...
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I leave my house at 11 tomorrow to get to Manchester for a free gig at 1pm featuring Hospital of Death (myspace.com/hospitalofdeath) and SSS (myspace.com/sssshortsharpshock). It's in Zavvi in the Arndale.
I'll then be picking someone up and heading accross the Pennines to Doncaster to watch some wrestling that will have Ric Flair, Raven and Delirious there. I...
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So last night I re-lost my comedy virginity. I'd not performed since July 2007 - plenty of time for my comedy hymen to reform.
I was on at a potentially tricky gig. It was the third night in a pretty traditional pub in a pretty traditional part of Lancashire. You know, a racist pub.
I did my set (I managed to write 5 minutes in...
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I was on at a potentially tricky gig. It was the third night in a pretty traditional pub in a pretty traditional part of Lancashire. You know, a racist pub.
I did my set (I managed to write 5 minutes in...
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psychobettie13:
I'm pretty busy from now til next wednesday!..that's why i was cramming all my rest into the first half of this week!
Tommorrow- AC/DC night at hard rock
Friday- Astrozombies at Satans
Saturday- Dangerfields at Hellkat
Sunday- friends bday in Chorlton
Monday- Parents for dinner
Tuesday- Other friends bday
...going to be great fun though!
Arnocorps are going to be bringint out a new album next year i think!
Tommorrow- AC/DC night at hard rock
Friday- Astrozombies at Satans
Saturday- Dangerfields at Hellkat
Sunday- friends bday in Chorlton
Monday- Parents for dinner
Tuesday- Other friends bday
...going to be great fun though!
Arnocorps are going to be bringint out a new album next year i think!
adalae:
spanks for the comments on wreckless!!
I'm posting this blog because procrastination is something I'm incredibly good at.
I should be writing material for my first stand-up gig in over a year which takes place tomorrow night. I've written 2 minutes of material. Problem is I've been asked to perform for 10.
I'm sure it'll be alright. I'll pad it all out with material I used to do. You know, really...
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I should be writing material for my first stand-up gig in over a year which takes place tomorrow night. I've written 2 minutes of material. Problem is I've been asked to perform for 10.
I'm sure it'll be alright. I'll pad it all out with material I used to do. You know, really...
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psychobettie13:
you need to go to the s&m cafe in london, it does sausage and mash!!!!!!!
I'm going to see municipal waste and h.o.d too- it's gonna be sweeeeeeeeeeet! , I'll check with my bf if you can stay at ours!
I'm going to see municipal waste and h.o.d too- it's gonna be sweeeeeeeeeeet! , I'll check with my bf if you can stay at ours!
psychobettie13:
my boyfriend had a prolific grin for a day when he found out about the gig- there's going to be way too much testosterone in the music box, upturned baseball cap rims a plenty!
We may be having some friends up from Nottingham for the gig, but if we aren't I'm sure we can accommodate you on an air bed!
We may be having some friends up from Nottingham for the gig, but if we aren't I'm sure we can accommodate you on an air bed!
I write this as I gorge myself on Krispy Kreme for breakfast.
From my last blog you'll know that I'm doing my first stand-up gig in well over a year on Tuesday. I've written about 10 seconds of material for this gig. I need more. Unless of course I think I can get away with material about the imminent smoking ban.
Anyway, yesterday I went...
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From my last blog you'll know that I'm doing my first stand-up gig in well over a year on Tuesday. I've written about 10 seconds of material for this gig. I need more. Unless of course I think I can get away with material about the imminent smoking ban.
Anyway, yesterday I went...
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secretary:
You sound just like my father, word for word.
Have you seen Requiem for a Dream?
Have you seen Requiem for a Dream?
jimmyjackncoke:
lol, thx man. Where do you work?
I bought pen and paper today because I had none in the house. Looks like someone took it all with them!
I'm doing my first stand-up gig in over a year next week so I needed some pen and paper to you know, write jokes and shit. That's quite crucial to being a comedian. Having jokes to tell and that.
So here I am, sat...
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I'm doing my first stand-up gig in over a year next week so I needed some pen and paper to you know, write jokes and shit. That's quite crucial to being a comedian. Having jokes to tell and that.
So here I am, sat...
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koneko:
Cos im an idiot 
I will try my best to make it happen!
X
I will try my best to make it happen!
X
sailorcandy:
CUNTFLAPS
I bought pen and paper today because I had none in the house. Looks like someone took it all with them!
I'm doing my first stand-up gig in over a year next week so I needed some pen and paper to you know, write jokes and shit. That's quite crucial to being a comedian. Having jokes to tell and that.
So here I am, sat...
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I'm doing my first stand-up gig in over a year next week so I needed some pen and paper to you know, write jokes and shit. That's quite crucial to being a comedian. Having jokes to tell and that.
So here I am, sat...
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