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I bought pen and paper today because I had none in the house. Looks like someone took it all with them!

I'm doing my first stand-up gig in over a year next week so I needed some pen and paper to you know, write jokes and shit. That's quite crucial to being a comedian. Having jokes to tell and that.

So here I am, sat down making my tragic life hilarious.

I can imagine it now: "HAHAHA! LOOK AT MY TRAGIC LIFE! ISN'T IT FUNNY?! mypainisreal"

The world needs more emo comedians! The ultimate sad clown! Only people understand clowns.

I haven't written any material in over a year. It's weird how it's flowing out at the moment. Helped no doubt by my keeping of a wrestling blog over all that time (http://leighsus.blogspot.com). That blog's full of jokes. Go read it fools!

Anyway, I think I have a full blown cold now with snot, coughing and sinus pain. HOORAY!