I had a shave today. Here's the obligitory transitionary period between unshaved and shaved...
Who wants a moustache ride?
I got attention from a stranger because of my tattoo today.
In a newsagents where I always go, where the tills are staffed by chavs who look at you like you're dirt and where I'd just popped in for the express purpose of buying Fisherman's Friends, one of the chavs actually came from across the room to say "I like your pink".
A million sarcastic, defensive responses ran through my head at that point, but I simply replied "Thanks".
She then asked to see more and a conversation ensued for about 15 seconds.
"That'll be costing you quite a bit", "Nah, my mate's doing it on the cheap" I replied.
Excuse me for being cynical, but on the way home, it crossed my mind that she only began talking to me because she saw part of a big tattoo, knew that big tattoos were expensive, and thought I was rich.
Do I have a point?
Who wants a moustache ride?
I got attention from a stranger because of my tattoo today.
In a newsagents where I always go, where the tills are staffed by chavs who look at you like you're dirt and where I'd just popped in for the express purpose of buying Fisherman's Friends, one of the chavs actually came from across the room to say "I like your pink".
A million sarcastic, defensive responses ran through my head at that point, but I simply replied "Thanks".
She then asked to see more and a conversation ensued for about 15 seconds.
"That'll be costing you quite a bit", "Nah, my mate's doing it on the cheap" I replied.
Excuse me for being cynical, but on the way home, it crossed my mind that she only began talking to me because she saw part of a big tattoo, knew that big tattoos were expensive, and thought I was rich.
Do I have a point?
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secretary:
Where art thou funnyman? :p
psychobettie13:
Yep, there were some americans on our row loving it!! He called her sona melon headed retard boy 
and said how can she believe in god when even god doesn't love her...it was great!
and said how can she believe in god when even god doesn't love her...it was great!