Tuesday May 10, 2005

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Michelle's cleavage makes a good skittle target. Mine... Is a bigger challenge. Not much to throw into.


Michelle and Bryan both groped me at lunch today after the skittle games. biggrin IT WAS A GOOD DAY.
onecoldbastard:
Lucky people these Michelle and Bryan...

*scribbles into a little back book with "Hit List" on the front* Do wer have last name to go with these first names?

BTW, if your interested I had cupons and so I have a great deal of skittles... ;-)

Monday May 02, 2005

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-sigh- Well, here it comes.

I've been impulsively horny since Thursday. o_O I'll be sitting there, normal, minding my own damn business, when suddenly BAM!, I'm hit with a vaginal waterfall. Criminy. I've masturbated so many times since Saturday that I've lost count.

So, about that vibrator and cookie trade I offered before...

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mcbane13:
Do you not have an on-call love slave?

If you don't, you really should look inot it. I hear others swear by them.

wink biggrin
onecoldbastard:
wow... umm, thasnks for sharing.... and chacne of getting pictures? or a video?

And if carrots hurt, the you should be glad your not in Oregon... ;-)

Saturday Apr 30, 2005

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...Welllp, I got laid.

-blinku-

Anyhow, Wonder Showzen is hilarious xDD
metaleric:
array:
Yes. I love Wonder Showzen. I just saw the one about the number 2 commiting suicide because he was never quite good enough.

And congrats on getting laid!

Monday Apr 25, 2005

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ParoxysmicLove: Dude, question
ParoxysmicLove: what is the first thingyou would do if you woke up with a vagina?
RageFromWithin68: kill my self then and there
ParoxysmicLove: Awww.
ParoxysmicLove: i'd only be for a day.
ParoxysmicLove: *it'd
RageFromWithin68: still
RageFromWithin68: it shall not come back
ParoxysmicLove: Know what I'd do if I woke up witht he opposite genitalia? masturbate.
ParoxysmicLove: like fucking CRAZY
ParoxysmicLove: I'd milk...
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mcbane13:
If I had a vagina....I'd make like a runaway felon to the nearest sex shop and buy an assortment of vibrators, dildos, you name it!

Then I'd use it's powers for evil.

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_boldaslove_:
^^^^^^
Amen, brother. XD

Sunday Apr 24, 2005

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List four truths and one lie
Comment and guess which is the lie

1. I got cotton candy free from work tonight.
2. I have a cell phone.
3. My cat likes to play in the bathtub.
4. I'm allergic to most perfumes.
5. I'M A MOANER.

Comment with a guess, YO.

Kung Foo Hustle is confusing. O_o;;; It was funny, but in a weird...
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rabidus:
You had to pay for that cotton candy didn't you

oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
metaleric:
Thanks. kiss

Wednesday Apr 20, 2005

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For a virgin, i sure to have a lot of orgasms. shocked Bryan gave me two in a row, and he went so hard that my girly bits are sore. Yummy. I want mooore.
rabidus:
Go Bryan!
conan3rd:
It is always such a complement for a guy when the girl has sore bits and parts. I explained this to my girlfriend after hearing Howard Stern mention it. She looked at me kinda quizzicaly (?) and said "oh, i'm always sore afterwards" Wohoo!!!

Monday Apr 18, 2005

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Otep is addicting. ♥

That is all. biggrin
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allycat_13:
Dude, did you see them? I saw em march 9th and was blown away. Otep has such an amazing stage prescence. Jumping around on stage, beating her chest, and screaming. Wowsa!

Oh and I just saw Lamb of God with Slipknot. Never listened to Lamb before, was such a badass band. I was lucky to have been in the Pit to see them. Need to buy their shit.
allycat_13:
Both were great bands. Sucks you missed out and hopefully Otep does play your end this summer. Really good live. biggrin
I met Evil J after the show and got his autograph.
Badass bassist.
There is some Metal show tour this summer and Lamb of God is on the lineup so maybe you can see them this summer.

Sunday Apr 17, 2005

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I just finished a project and a paper that I should have started weeks ago. Ahh, procrastination. ♥

Anyhow, I went to see Amityville Horror with Bryan tonight - It was, uh, interesting. it totally raped the actual story of Amityville, but it was a halfway decent movie if you know nothing about it. It was gory, so I think that was my main attraction....
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rabidus:
I read the book when I was about 12 and I swear I didn't sleep for a week eeek skull eeek
metaleric:
Thanks so much for the compliments. blush kiss

Saturday Apr 16, 2005

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I get to tux up in about 2 hours for work. ^^ Wee. I get paid tonight, so hopefully it'll be substantial enough. They've been working me very little lately, because they hired too many freakin' people. That's why i quit my last job, damnit!
rabidus:
tux? what the hell do you do? perform marriges??
rabidus:
ahh the fun. sticky floors, spilled popcorn, ...

but i guess the free movies would be cool. enjoy wink

Friday Apr 15, 2005

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"Hi, I'm Cliff, and this is my buddy Norm!"

I dunno.

I met this really cute girl at school today. Her name is Shawna... And she's bi. ♥ Oooh, such a lovely combo. Anyhow, she's new in from Wyoming, so I showed her around a little. We hit it off like you wouldn't believe ;D Ahhh, such awesomeness.
conan3rd:
huh, well. I'd hate for people to think I just assume stuff about them. So I won't say I'm surprised, but just from your openness to subjects, it was a conclusion I came to.

I think I'll mention something like that in a future journal update.

and good for you meeting people. I don't get to do that. They run away before I get to say anything.
_boldaslove_:
I'M TELLING BRYAN YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH A GIRL.

*wonders if he would even mind..* XD
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