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Let's test the comment thing here. Will I get comments if I say things like BOOBS, TITS, VAGINA, ASS, THONG, and GOAT?

I'm bored. Amuse me.
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rabidus:
onecoldbastard:
Okay: BOOBS, TITS, VAGINA, ASS, THONG, and GOAT

Your MadLib:

I let OCB see my BOOBS and lick my TITS. He rubbed my VAGINA. I rubbed his ASS on my THONG. I screamed out his name: "Oh GOAT!"
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I wanna make a website dedicated to pissing people off. biggrin Does anybody have webspace they're willing to share, so that I don't have to resort to geocities or angelfire?

Please? I'll give you cookies.
onecoldbastard:
Hmmm, what kind of cookies? I have tons of webspaces. ;-)
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Ah, what fun. Bryan's finally getting internet today, which should be cool for him. We're SUPPOSED to go swimming today, assuming it doesn't rain and I can drag Bryan away from the computer. Wee! ^^

EDIT:: We're not swimming today, that'll be on Wednesday. :/ Ah well, we're going walking in the rain in Port around 4:30 PM, so that'll be a blast. I hope...
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Oh my GOD Mr and Mrs Smith was awesome. Maybe it was just 'cause Angelina Jolie was in it. She was in lingerie at one point, then she was half naked half of the time, and she had BIG GUNS THAT WENT BOOM. Oh my god, I'm drooling outta both ends. I will always have a ginormous crush on that woman. Rawrrlll~~!

Ah yeah, I'm...
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onecoldbastard:
"Oh my god, I'm drooling outta both ends."

And now I am too.
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Dude, I now have the sexiest friend in the world, I freaking swear. xD You should all go bask in Cairo's sexy butt.. Ness... type thing. HAW. gotta love my lack of english capabilities. Now, if only Synnove, Apnea, Ren, and Benni would acknowledge my existence.

I'm over at a girlfriend's house rgith now. School and exams are over, and I know that I failed...
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onecoldbastard:
I wish my fave SGs and NQSGs were in Portland AND awknowlegded my existance. Cause well .ink and you would constantly have me to hang with, and tutor you in math. ;-)

Sorry you failed spanish can you translate this:
"Nattie, debe venir me ve pronto, yo dar amor entusistico caliente a su untill que ella no puede tomar ms." (I have no idea how accurate that really is, I used a translation program)

*pokes hickey* Still must kill Bryan... *picks up cell phone and dials* Code 66.

;-D
cairo:
Small boobies = spunk. I learn somethin' new every day! biggrin
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I'm tired. I'm not a nympho, I need to get to bed. I don't need to be implied as a slut.

People should befriend me on here, so that I may feel loved. Damn you, WHERE IS THE LOVE? Maybe it's leaking into my tampon right now. Who knows?
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cairo:
kiss
escottie:
you should meet Judas. she finds great humor in tacos.
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Exams tomorrow. WATCH ME PANIC! biggrin WOOOOO! I'm doing alright for American Lit for tomorrow, but math'll fuck me in the ass like a bent bitch with scoliosis. Fuck. I've got a paper with all the formulas on it, though, so thank god he ain't that sadistic.

I get off early because of scheduling for the exams, SO NATTIE MIGHT GET LAID! biggrin!!! WOOT, BITCH.

...god,...
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cairo:
He's 19 years old, but he just lost his virginity like 2 months ago - I'm so not used to the sound effects through the wall. puke

Kick ass on exams tomorrow!

And thank you for the compliment. blush More sets are on the way. wink
asipofmercury:
Hope the exams went well

And yes you are an nympho, all you ever do is talk about sex tongue
Well in your journal at least
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rabidus:
he/she was red when i clicked on it.

i think they painted your hampster eeek
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I GOT HIT ON BY A FUCKING PIRATE TODAY!

FUCKING AWESOME!
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onecoldbastard:
Arrr... I'm here to rape and plunder, hand over ye booty! P-)
honk:
OMG! Any casualties?
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I'm cranky. I think i need to get laid again.

Badly.

Anyhow, anybody wanna help me bitchsmack those who use the bible as an excuse to be assholes?

"YOU DID NOT DONATE TO THE CHURCH, YOU WILL BURN IN HELL! JESUS LUUURVES YOU!"

yeah, I'm angry at some people right now for being assholes in a biblical sense. I'm not anti-christian, I just hate those...
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honk:
It is ironic that religion preaches love and such and at the same time is responsible for a lot of really bad wars. Well, the world is such an ironic place. How can you blame it?
asipofmercury:
I'm not anti christian either
I'm anti any religion biggrin

Too right being angry - the church is loaded, they don't need a penny

Perhaps as they're so keen to see you burn, you could donate some fire back, you know like those Norwegian death metal bands... tongue