paroxysmiclove

My uterus hurts. Maybe I should take it out and wear it on my head - would it still hurt then?

....Yeeees. I'm in a weird mood. But hey, I have my reasons. >> -sips my lemonade- C'est la vie.

Oh my god, I'm so special that i get to make 2 entries tonight! Huzzah!

I had a good day, but I'm in a bad mood now. PMS is taking over. Rarr. C'est la vie. I need to start writing again, seriously. It bothers me how big of a creative slump I'm in right now. Arr.

-Nattie

Dude, i think I found a girl to do shtuff with! ^^ Yay. it won't be until this summer, but...

Note to self: Buy massager or vibe before July.

Oooh yeah.

God, I have never wanted to give Bryan head this much in my life. Criminy. My mouth feels lonely, damnit!

Either that, or a good ol' titty fuck. Although messy, it proves to be rather entertaining. <33

And my fucking god, I sound so slutty.

Happy day-after-our-6-month-anniversary to Bryan! Wee, I love you baby. Too bad you don't read this journal. xD Ah well, I've...
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The Blue-Bump Glass Dildo has all the smooth, rock-solid slickness of glass, combined with a series of blue glass bumps all along the length for some extra texture. This one is dishwasher-safe, and like all glass toys, it's non-porous, easy to clean, and retains both heat and cold very well. Approximately 7" long, 1" in diameter at the head, 3/4" in diameter at the shaft...
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I love having an A cup. My tits fucking ROCK.

-pokes my boob-

My boyfriend and I used them for interesting things today. >> Cleanup was SUCH a pain. I loved it, though. He thought I hated it xD That's just cuz I was laughing about how weird it felt on my neck.

If somebody buys me a vibrator, they will SO get a cookie.

Oh dear god. Courtney Love is on SG. It's disheartening, almost. I dislike her so very, VERY much. At least she's only updated that one time - if you call that drunken garble an update.

I feel like doing something.

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.......

-FLAIL!-

....That was strangely unsatisfying.

I'm bored. >> AND I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!

Wee.

This is my friend Big Fat Pauly, and this is his Big Fat Ass!


yeah. Peanuts are making me gassy tonight. I feel drunk, Maybe it was the chocolate. oO Or my sinus medication, which is more than likely the cause! Wee. Good thing I'm not much of an exhibitionist, otherwise I might be flashing a digi cam and regretting it the next morning.

I...
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